
Our extra-long-term Hyundai Genesis is in need of a little extra push to reach the 100,000-mile mark. To that end, everyone here is pitching in to finish the final 38K by December 31—about two months. Follow along as we take road trips of varying necessity in an attempt to roll over that sixth odometer digit.
Trip Mileage: 555 miles
Current Odometer: 71,234 miles
Destination: Chicago, Illinois
To get to our goal of 100,000 miles, we all have to do our time behind the wheel of the long-term Hyundai Genesis. And, like many people who have done time, I decided to commemorate the event with a tattoo. (Before you ask, no, I didn’t get a big Hyundai “H” or a “Save the Manuals!” logo tramp-stamped on my lower back.)
Putting miles on the Genesis turned out to be the perfect excuse to get a traditional piece done by Nick Colella at Chicago Tattoo Company. Unfortunately for me, Ann Arbor to Chicago and back would not put me over the required-daily-mileage mark, so I had to stretch it out a bit. As an ode to the veterans who had a big hand in making tattoos what they are today, I swung by the lovely city of Toledo, Ohio, where the vets’ ride of choice, Willys Jeeps, were built. With no time to stop and trade war stories, I shot across 80/90 to Chicago.
As nice as the Gensesis seats still are, I was happy to get out of the car in Chicago—if anything, the ride quality has only gotten worse during the car’s admittedly long stay. The guys at Chicago Tattoo specialize in all types of skin art, but one thing you notice when you walk into the shop is their attachment to history. The walls are covered in traditional-style flash. I knew I had come to the right place.
After a couple hours of being tortured by Nick, I got back in the Genesis to be tortured over another couple hundred miles back to Ann Arbor. At about 11 pm, I handed the keys off to Mike Austin so he could leave for his burger quest early this morning. More on that tomorrow.
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The Genesis arrived at my door just before 6:30 on Monday morning, fresh from a coworker’s trip to St. Louis and already warmed up. My first stop was Cleveland’s Willard Park to see the world’s largest rubber stamp. I arrived after about three hours in the car, parked illegally, and hopped out to snap a photo. One down. Then I headed south and slightly west through Ohio Amish country.
The two-hour drive took me on some hilly, deserted back roads that provided a chance to stretch the car’s legs; it was a surprising amount of fun and helped me on my several-hours-long process of waking up. Stop number two was the Longaberger Homestead in Frazeysburg to visit the world’s largest apple basket. This thing is pretty darn big, but it couldn’t prepare me for what I was about to see at Longaberger’s headquarters in nearby Newark.
What I saw there was the headquarters building itself. You can’t miss it because it’s shaped like a basket. Yes, the basket-making company’s seven-story office is also the world’s largest basket. Brilliant. After marveling briefly at the eighth wonder of the world, I popped the hood and slipped my lunch—a tinfoil-wrapped cheese sandwich—under the engine shroud.

The next leg took me west on I-70 to Indianapolis and then a bit south to Franklin, Indiana. It was dark by the time I found the world’s largest rocking chair, but luckily it was illuminated by a flood light. This is also where the world’s largest dresser lives; as you can (sort of) see, its light was out.
About an hour later, I was in Mentone, Indiana, “the Egg Basket of the Midwest.” That’s what the world’s largest egg told me, anyway. From there it was about 250 miles to Mr. Sutton’s house, where I handed off the car (well, I left it in his driveway because it was 2:30 in the morning) so he could take it on its next adventure.